After a recent job interview for a guest blogger position, at blog headquarters, the interviewee was caught on surveillance camera (pictured above). This is a still image from the video. Audio from the tape includes the following dialog between the candidate, a passerby and a renowned blogger:
Candidate: "Oh what up, the Hoff dropped his pizza!"
Passerby: "That's not pizza, its a pie graph, and its covered in Hoff slobber."
Candidate: "Oh I love Hoff Slobber-flavored pie graph pizza!"
Passerby: "I think that jacket is cutting off blood flow to your brain grapes."
Candidate: "Yes, that's right, it is. I stole it from some guy named Joey Eastside."
Renowned blogger: "Are you eating the pie graph? Do you like it?"
Candidate: no response...just continued eating and gave it two thumbs up.
Renowned blogger: "You're hired."
Poo Bird (heard singing in the distance): "whhhyyyy yoouuuu gggooootttttaaa beeee uppp onnn meee likee thattttt, yeeahhhh."
Correction, that jacket was T. Mik's. And, it has not fit correctly since that day.
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