What's the Intraweb saying about walterwigglecheeks.blogspot.com?

In a recent self-critique, the blog was described as:
"Easily the most beautifully crafted body of blogmanship this world has ever known." - K. Allen

When asked for comment about the blog, a fellow student responded:
"I like pizza." - A. Tidwell-Neal

What does the "essence" of the blog say about the blog?:
"I don't know what you're talking about, I'm watching my show." - C. $

Thursday, February 18, 2010

Proper-ness


It has come to the author's attention that a certain reader is confused about what is proper behavior.

This particular reader has decided that a proper response to any question or statement is, "So why don't you blog about it....Booyah!"
- Example conversation
Renowned Blogger Statement: I'm Hungry
Confused Reader Response: So, why don't you blog about it....Booyah?!

- Second hypothetical conversation
Renowned Blogger Statement: I like your new purple jacket
Confused Reader Response: So, why don't you blog about it....Booyah?! and by the way it's Plum not purple, double blog, double booyah!

While this is a delightful suggestion when appropriate (possibly even a veiled attempt to provide content to the blog) it is however not a proper response in all situations.

This reader also is confused about the difference between accusations and opinions. In her "opinion," every scent emitted in the world originates from this renowned blogger. (Good or Bad - Ok mostly bad). While in reality there are other things in this world that create smells. In fact, there is a look that this reader shoots the blogger that is the essence of a wordless accusation, whenever a scent is detected. (reader voluntarily submitted a content contribution to demonstrate said accusatory glare). In this blogger's professional opinion, it is not proper to assume or accuse bloggers of creating every scent.

In conclusion, in my opinion it "stinks" when things are less than proper...and yes, I blogged about it....Booyah!

p.s. I would like to thank the reader for her valuable contribution to the blog, she has brought the blog to a new level of credibility, accuracy and most importantly cuteness. I would also like to take the opportunity to disclose that the reader has a very sensitive nose. Because sensory perception is not distributed evenly, she claims that what she lacks in the hearing department, she makes up for by having an extra sensitive nose.

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