Ode to the Little Dutch Boy Haircut

In celebration of Beautiful Jennifer turning the big 2-0 today, the renowned blogger has allowed me, C-Hizzy, to guest blog.

Oh what a momentous occasion it was, twenty years ago today, when KG-money was born!  There was laughter, but mostly tears; because at that moment we realized that poetry, in the form of a hairstyle, was born.  As all the devout followers of the blog can tell from the above photograph, Katie and her little Dutch boy haircut had the small town of Dublin, Ohio in an uproar: the mayor wanted his picture taken with the little girl with such pizzazz, Vogue was calling requesting her to be its cover model, even the Dutch were proud that such an exuberant replica of its cherished national image had been birthed.

Much like Jared Allen's mullet, Itchy made the Dutch boy haircut more than a mere haircut...it was a lifestyle.  When asked if she wanted more mayonnaise, she had to say, "NO."  That's part of it. (footnote 1)

But alas, "nothing gold can stay,"(footnote 2) and so through the years the little Dutch boy haircut has become nothing more than a fond memory in an old photograph.  But we, who remember, cling to the recollection of the world crying the morning of March 3rd, 1990, for even then we knew a style icon was born.

Love you KG!!!!!!  HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!

Footnotes:
1.  Itchy hates mayonnaise, everyone knows that.
2.  Frost, Robert.  Nothing Gold Can Stay.