Nickname of the week: Chubby Winston
- the Poo Bird decided to start calling the blogger a Chubby Winston. While I do not approve of the message it conveys it is definitely an excellent nickname.
- Language of origin: PooBirdian
- Sample Sentence: Hey Chubby Winston, I sure could use something to drink.
- Part of speech: adjective, noun, insult, compliment, tomfoolery
Song of the week: Blah, blah, blah by stupid Ke$ha. (emphasis added)
- While the blogger typically enjoys songs meant for tweens (miley), he holds a special spot in his
- Blogger's rendition: shesmanitanishiwa blah, blah, blah
- Blogger's rendition #2: raul pa tini ha blah, blah, blah
- Blogger's rendition #3: I like to eat pizza blah, blah, blah
- Actual lyrics: I want more sauerkraut blah, blah, blah (note this is a guess because nobody can actually understand Ke$ha.)
- Poo Bird tells me the real words are: Stop ta ta talkin' 'bout blah, blah, blah.
- always an indication of great songwriting when you repeat part of a word to fill space. May I recommend stop sa sa singin' 'bout blah, blah, blah.
Website of the week: www.michaelscola.com
- For those unaware, one of the blog reader's name is Michael Scola. However, this is not him, or is it? I didn't notice anything on there about chest workouts, friendship, keeping hydrated, or steak, but perhaps he just needs to update the website.
Dart thrower of the week: Blufkin Shannahan
- Lord Blufkin loves tossin' darts. He values power over precision. If you ever have a chance to view his full windmill release, do not pass up the opportunity. While he is equally likely to impale someone across the room as he is to hit the dart board, one thing is certain, the dart tips will break and Blufkin will give a shrug indicating his disapproval for the shotty dart construction. But Blufkin will have the last laugh because chicks dig the hard throw.
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